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Company Name: Behavior Modification Industries (BMI)
Company Slogan: "The meek shall inherit the Earth!"
Product Name: Anti-personnel Behavior Modification Device
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The Four Factors of Production
a. BMI only hires the best employees to create the greatest human control devices in the world. The skills needed to work
here at BMI are vast and plentiful. To be an employee at BMI you must have the follwing skills: a quick working pace, a working
brain, be able to put parts together (similar to putting a puzzle together), and each employee must have sympathetic feelings
towards the meek. The responsiblities for employees at BMI are endless because there are so many jobs at the company, but
responsiblities seem to include: making sure production is on track with the product demand, the product is properly packaged
and assembled, the product is shipped at the right times, and TO ESPECIALLY MAKE SURE the slip saying: "THIS PRODUCT
SHOULD NOT BE INSTALLED WITHOUT A PROFESSIONAL BRAIN SURGEON ON HAND!" is in each packaged product.
b. BMI is a company that seeks to improve the living conditions of the meek and vulnerable. The Anti-personnel Behavior
Modification Device (ABMD) is the most innovative product on the market that improves the living conditions of the meek and
vulnerable. BMI deserves full investment from MSES because we understand that people and MSES are weak and vulnerable and
would want thier investment in BMI to be profitable and useful for them and they will get both with thier investment in BMI.
c. All BMI products require basically no natural resources, other than those elements used in making batteries, which
are used to power the ABMD device.
ABOUT THE FOUNDERS OF BMI: SEAN M. AND CURTIS M.
Sean writes:
I am a Certified Public Accountant with 17.5 years in the field. I graduated cum laude from the Mortenborough Academy
of Accountancy after 5 years in Mortenborough City College. I was given honorary status in the MENSA High IQ Society for
my invention of an improved, stealth pocket protector. I once won a spelling be in Mortenborough Elementary, and I have been
the longest running participant in the Tropico Win A Free Vacation Sweepstakes, but I have never won.
Curtis writes:
I am a wanderer that has travelled the world for 25 years trying to sell the various 250 or so products I have patented.
Before patenting over 250 products I graduated with a class rank of 2006 out of 2006 at the Dummyville Academy in Muck City,
Alabama. After graduating from the Dummyville Academy I went on to Kent State University, where I was Drew Carey's roommate
(wow I learned a lot from that man) and eventaully graduated with a B.S. in sociopyschothearapy. I have been awarded Inventor
of the Year five times from the American Patent Society and continue to win numerous patent and invention awards every year.
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The Basic Economic Questions
a. The Anti-personnel Behavior Modification Device (ABMD) is a comprehensive kit designed to change another person's behavior.
In the kit you will find three things: the Device, consisting of a rechargeable battery pack, a probe, a remote control,
and an antenna, a diagram of the brain and various suggested probe sites, and duct tape to strap the device to the subjects
head . The remote control sends a signal to the Device, the antenna tells the battery to send a momentary impulse to the
probe, the probe then stimulates the brain. Though the design is simple, the possibilities are endless. Depending on the
area of the brain, the probe can make people more docile, discoordinated,numb, or anything.
b. The ABMD kit can be produced inexpensively using modern RC technology. The working parts (wires, antenna, remote,
and battery) will be purchased from Chinese prison labor like most of the standard RC circuits. The duct tape can be purchased
wholesale from The Duct Tape Co. BMI will need to buy a copy machine and ink to produce the diagrams, and a large building
when unskilled laborers can assemble the kit.
c. BMI is an egalitarian company, our mission is to level the playing field. Though our pre-order customers are mainly
pasty, meek,25-45 year old men with low self-esteem, Orwellian sympathies, and a talent for brain surgery, the appeal of the
ABMD is really to any one with a talent for brain surgery who wants power over the belligerent mighty. Law enforcement agencies
have already contracted BMI to develop a model for use on criminals and disturbers of the peace. The ABMD has near universal
appeal.
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